From: Gerry Armstrong <gerry@gerryarmstrong.org>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: Hey Scientologists, it's the *Truth* that sets
you free
Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 20:26:45 -0700
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You will know them by their numbers.
Ask any clam how many Scientologists there are in the world. All of
them will tell you, eight million. Sometimes they'll say nine million.
Or they'll even say ten million. But their figure for clams is in that
eight to ten million range.
They lie, of course, and the actual number of clams is probably one
hundredth of their claimed total, or eighty thousand clams.
On the other hand, ask any wog® who knows what a wog is how many wogs
there are in the world, and they'll all tell you something like
something over six billion. Some wogs say it's around six and a half
billion.
Unlike when you really look into the actual number of clams, when you
really look into the actual number of wogs, all the data, the
censuses, the anecdotal evidence, everything, support and add up to
the six billion plus figure.
Why is it that when you really look into their numbers it doesn't turn
out that there are only a hundredth as many wogs as the wogs claim?
Why aren't there only sixty million or so wogs?
The answer is the basic truthfulness of wogs and the basic lyingness
of clams. Wogs demonstrate that they are simply a much more highly
evolved class of hominid than clams. Clams are clearly not capable of
telling the truth, whereas wogs are clearly capable of telling the
truth.
Six billion wogs cannot be wrong. And eight million clams cannot be
right.
© Gerry Armstrong
http://www.gerryarmstrong.org
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