The Church of Wogs ® shall defend, support and promote Wogs ® and
what is worthy in the Wog World ®
Any Wog ® may join.
The Church of Wogs (CoW) ® shall be truly pan-denominational. Any Wog ®
of any belief, creed or faith may join.
Any Wog ® of any race, gender, nationality, age or status may join.
For decades, good Wogs ® have been persecuted for their beliefs and activities.
CoW ® shall shelter these beliefs and activities, and work assiduously to
oppose those who would persecute any of us.
Any Wog ® may work to defend, support and promote Wogs ® and what is
worthy in the Wog World ®, and oppose Wogs’ ® persecutors.
CoW ® also opposes the persecution of those who have abandoned the Wog
World ®. Nevertheless, both the persecutors and the persecuted who have abandoned
the Wog World ® wage an unjust War on Wogs (WoW!)®, and on Wog ® arts,
sciences, institutions and enterprises.
CoW ® is determined to bring peace in this war being waged on Wogs ®.
Our Creed: We of the Church hold:
1. That Wogs ® are equal.
The Church of Wogs (CoW)® will persist as long as the War on Wogs (WoW!)
® persists. CoW ® seeks every being on earth.
CoW’s mission is to wake sleeping Wogs ®, and to defend, support and
promote all Wogs ® until the war is won.
The Protection of Religious Beliefs
CoW ® Steps
CoW ® Plan
Letter to Registrar of Companies 12-01-2001
Euro Report 2001 (excerpt)
Deposition of Gerry