This week, the Little Faquero® has rounded up a posse and is taking the
war to los hombres en los sombreros blancos. Not one for many words,
if he can’t redefine them, he puts his gun where his mouth is, and lets
the barrel do the talking. The Little Faquero® says he’s shooting
ducks like SPs in a pond. “He estado tirando abajo de patos como si los
SPs en una charca.”
Yes, folks, el Magnificant Ocho está trayendo el ética al
Teegeeac. If you find the Little Faquero®, e-mail us, email@example.com,
and tell us where you found him. Every e-mail that correctly identifies where
the Little Faquero® was found will be posted to the Usenet newsgroup
and submitted to the Find the Little Faquero® Contest I/C for a chance to
win the Big Prize®.
¡Vaya con Xenu, Pequeño Faquero®!