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March 18, 2003

Saddam Hussein
President, Iraq

How To Win the War

Dear Mr. President:

Do nothing.

Fire no shot. Protect no buildings, utilities, antiquities or people.

Just have the Iraqi military and people and, of course, yourself and your family stand your ground. Stand your ground, and be ground under US treads. Stand your ground, and be bombed into total obliteration. But don’t fire back. Don’t attack. Don’t defend. Then Iraq will win the war.

It’s called “Gandhi Tech.” http://www.lisamcpherson.org/cos/gandhi.htm

It certainly worked for Gandhi and India. And it can work for you and Iraq. Gandhi Tech hasn’t been tried in the middle of a live ammunition military assault, but it is guaranteed to work exactly as it worked for Gandhi when his people stood their ground and took some hits from British batons.

That the U.S. and its allies of the willing will rain down on your country and your people not wooden batons but the most destructive force of focused death and horror the world has ever witnessed just gives you an opportunity to win a bigger, even more worthy war than the one Gandhi’s people died for.

The Americans won’t lose a soldier, unless to what they call “ friendly fire.” And you won’t lose any of your people to friendly fire, because they won’t be firing.

The Axis of the Willing won’t lose the war, because they get to kill everyone who they even imagine stands in their way. And you’ll win the war, if you correctly apply Gandhi Tech. It shouldn’t take more than a couple of days. It’s what we call a win-win situation.

Be brave. Give it a try. What have you got to lose?

And don't forget, Gandhi was, as he said, also a Muslim.

Call me if you have any questions.

Yours truly,

Gerry Armstrong
c/o Dialog Zentrum Berlin
Heimat 27
D-14165 Berlin-Zehlendorf
Tel: +49 (0) 30-84723958
gerry@gerryarmstrong.org
http://www.gerryarmstrong.org/50grand/introduction.html

cc: President Bush

 
   

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