Declaration of Gerry Armstrong Re: Miracle Sighting
upon to do so.
roasted some brown rice in one of our frying pans on our electric range in our apartment at #1-45950
Alexander Avenue, in Chilliwack, British Columbia, Canada. I have also roasted rice in this manner so am
familiar with the procedure that we both use.
in a frying pan on low heat for about thirty minutes. The rice dries and then roasts to a golden color and
heavenly aroma. After roasting, we grind the roasted rice, stir the rice meal into four times its volume of
cold water, add some salt, crank up the heat and get it all boiling, then turn down the heat and simmer
until we’ve got a pot of brown rice porridge. It takes about twenty minutes on our stove to make the cold
water boil and the porridge simmer til done. Usually we make more than one day’s portion of porridge, so
we put the uneaten part in the fridge. The next day, and continuing thereafter until the porridge is gone, we
take about the same size portion, mix it with some ground flax, dollop the mixed mass into an olive oiled
frying pan, and smooth it into a pan-filling pancake. Depending on its mass, the pancake usually cooks
about twenty minutes on side one at medium-high temperature, and about five minutes on side two. When
side one is well browned, it will often come free from the pan, making it possible to flip the pancake in
order to cook side two. Sometimes it is necessary to employ a spatula to spatulate side one from the pan,
a condition I believe is in part attributable to the degeneration of the subject pan’s coating through years of
use. It has happened on a number of occasions over the past several months that even spatulation did not
achieve a flippable pancake, and we were left for breakfast again with porridge, albeit considerably denser,
flecked with flax and marbled with chunks and crumbs of crust. It is a very rare, but not unpostulated,
occurrence when one of our pan-sized rice pancakes flips into the pan without any batter landing on the
rim of the pan, the kitchen countertop, or the floor.
she did not observe the subject pan at all times, and that it was during one of the times when she was not
observing the pan that the first miracle occurred that is described hereinafter. I have no reason to doubt
Ms. Letkeman’s memory of this event, because there was no one in the apartment with us throughout
any of the occurrences described herein, and both of us were doing different things at different times.
was seeing a shape, a face in the rice in the pan. I then also observed the pan and observed a face, and
further observed that the face that had appeared in the roasting rice was the face of Xenu, the terrible and
unmistakable tyrant of seventy-five million years ago. I immediately got our camera and took a photograph
of the pan face, which photograph I am appending hereto as Exhibit A. Since I took the photograph, I
have at all times retained it in my custody and control, and it has not been altered in any way.
appearance, and assembled the largest archive of authentic records of his appearance on earth, or, as this
planet was known to Xenu, “Teegeeac,” or “Teegeeack,” depending on the spelling. I have written many
articles, declarations and affidavits about Xenu, and I have testified as a Xenu expert in several court
proceedings. In my opinion, the face in the subject rice in the subject pan was that of the same Xenu, also
known as Lord Xenu, who is known to have ruled the sector of the universe that included earth seventy-
five million years ago.
photograph of his face, I observed that his face had disappeared from the pan, just as it had appeared.
His face has not to my knowledge reappeared, at least in the same pan, since the above-described
from the very same porridge that had been cooked from the very same meal that had been ground from
the very same rice in which Xenu’s face had appeared, and in the very same pan, Ms. Letkeman observed
that the pancake batter did not stay flat in the pan, as is usual and anticipated, but had risen in the middle
of the pan into a conical shape. She related to me her observation, and I also examined the shape of the
pancake batter, and again got our camera and took photographs to document this manifestation, which
I have concluded is a second miracle of Xenu that validates the first. True, correct and unaltered copies
of these photographs are appended hereto as Exhibits B through E.
complete, functioning vent and crater. This occurrence has specific, miraculous significance to me, and,
in my opinion, to other Xenu scholars as well, because volcanoes had been so specifically significant to
Xenu, his troops and their victims on Earth seventy-five million years ago, and for all seventy-five million
years since. Indeed, the most authentic picture known of Xenu, which Time Magazine used for the cover
of its “Person of the Billennium” issue, shows him standing in front of a violently erupting volcano. It is
noteworthy that the volcano pictured in the photograph on the cover of the subject Time issue is remarkably
similar in shape to the volcano that erupted from the rice pancake batter in the subject frying pan on the
occasion described herein.
California, publishes a description of these events involving these same galactic entities and their eternal
link to Earth’s volcanoes in the Cult’s universally available “secret scriptures.”
creator of the human race, which the cultists, for reasons relating to carnivority, call “raw meat,” and,
even more commonly, “wogs®.” The Xenuists also refer to Xenu by his administrative title, the
“Supreme Rulah,” in their “scriptures,” and they list the volcanoes they say he used to H-Bomb the billions
of galactic beings seventy-five million years ago to beget the wog® race. The Xenu Cultists, who practice
a form of implanting just as Rulah Xenu and his renegades did during their years of galactic crime, even
display a volcano on one of their introductory implanting manuals.
pan and the rice pancake volcano, the vent appears as the dark spot in the approximate center of the volcano.
grown in height surpassing the rim of the subject pan.
forming in the volcano’s crater.
an even greater height above the rim of the subject pan.
Exhibits B through E hereto, Ms. Letkeman commented that the volcano had completely lost its conical
height and shape, and had collapsed back down in the subject pan as a standard flat rice pancake. A true
and correct overhead photograph of the subject pan and the collapsed volcano showing no vent or crater
is appended hereto as Exhibit F.
the volcano had become again as flat as a pancake is appended hereto as Exhibit G.
period I observed it several more times, at none of which did I observe the pancake do anything out of the
ordinary. After determining that the pancake had cooked to relative perfection on side one, I caused it to
become free of the subject pan, and I flipped it in order to cook side two. The pancake landed squarely in
the middle of the round pan, and no batter whatsoever landed on the floor, counter or even the subject
of the subject pancake in the subject pan. This photograph, which is appended hereto as Exhibit H,
shows that side one is completely cooked, completely intact, and completely covering the bottom of the
pan. I have concluded that this occurrence is a third miracle of Xenu, relating to and validating the first
and second miracles identified and described hereinabove.
time my pancake determinism was that it was done on both sides.
herein and produced herewith as true and correct exhibits, is conclusive proof of a serial miracle involving
the being Xenu, Lord Xenu or Supreme Rulah Xenu identified hereinabove.
America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Australasia, Antarctica, et al. that the foregoing is true