knows, we recently conducted a global international survey to find out if
could be done about it. The overwhelming response that people wanted to hear
From that overwhelming
response, we created the slogan and marketing campaign for the Vulture
Program. "SOMETHING CAN BE DONE ABOUT IT." Before this,
of the psychiatrists, in all the endless trillions of years of the past, no
had ever thought that something can be done about it.
We rolled out a massive
promotional campaign -- billboards, radio ads, print ads, Internet, you name
We spent millions getting the message out -- "SOMETHING CAN BE
After two years of
promotion, we were ready to tackle the dirty job of rolling up our sleeves.
something can be done about it. But what?
Well, I asked myself,
would Ron do?" And of course I divined, "Why, he'd wear his hat!
So I began to wear my
hat. And it was such a stunning hat, that I had a portrait photo made of me
it. And now you must wear your hat.
As a Vulture Minister
you must get everyone, every man, women and child, to buy and display this
portrait of me wearing my hat. That is the way we will pull off the final
We can pull it off if everyone gets on board.
So, I once again ask a
SINGLE question to all Scientologists. With a simple 'yes' we will have
achieved the final element in accomplishing our aims -- a world without
without crime and, without war.
It IS that
So the question is
Will you, please, buy my stunning portrait?
We are putting stable
into society. My stunning portrait will be those stable points. I am
to need your help to carry the fort, and with my metaphors. Let's be sane
to capture tomorrow. You buy my stunning portrait, I'll cash the checks, and
we'll make ourselves felt like a battering ram in the cause of sanity.
My order is that not
must every Franchise, Class V Org, St. Hill, Advanced Org, FOLO, and Sea Org
purchase and prominently display my stunning guilt-framed portrait in their
areas, but so must every Vulture Minister® tent or office, and
every VM from Tampa to Timbuktu.
This is a special
stunning portrait for Vulture Ministers® with, instead of
a dove descending, a vulture rising and lighting upon my hat.
This stunning portrait
of me, your Ecclesiastical Head and Grand Fakir, with brass plated letters,
seven feet eight inches in height, and is proportioned to fit any average
office reception or the RTC-approved standard Vulture Minister®
||Stunning Portrait of Ecclesiastical Head
||Stunning Brass Plated Letters
||Stunning RTC-Approved Screw Driver
||RTC-approved Mirror in stunning
Competence Blue polyurethane frame
Showcase Edition Portrait
Super Quantum Portrait
Signed and Numbered Super Quantum Portrait*
Each signed and
Super Quantum Portrait comes with a stunning Certificate of Authenticity from
internationally known Questioned Document Examiner B.O. (Gus) DeBris, formerly
in the C.I.A.'s Niger Documents Production Division.
Because of the urgency
of answering the call, no discounts will be given for any of these stunning
Any non-compliance with
this campaign, any cross-orders, or any CI to this urgent, vital campaign will
result in immediate expulsion.
This is my personal
as Scientology's Ecclesiastical Head and Grand Fakir, to every Vulture
When you're at a disaster site where people are injured, exhausted or
before you give them an assist, before you tell them to feel your finger, get
them to buy my stunning portrait.
Most victims in
or even their searching or waiting family members, don't carry $11,222 on
let alone $395, 995. So carry with you at all times a stack of RTC-approved
Ministers® Stunning Portrait Purchase Contract Forms. Get those
victims' signatures, or those troubled family members' signatures, on those
Vouchers®, for as many of my stunning portraits as you can
Use this as your stable
datum: If breath shows on a mirror held to his
he can buy my stunning portrait. Your proper Vulture's®
is this: You're here, so you're a customer. We'd rather have you dead than
of buying this stunning portrait of our Grand Fakir.
||Captain David Miscavige
Religious Technology Center
*Limited to 50,